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Miami will miss the playoffs after the 2024 regular season.

First call: May 3, 2024, 12:57 PM ET · Deadline: Jan 6, 2025, 12:00 AM ET · Historical archive

THE ORIGINAL TAKE
“They will miss the playoffs”
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What we’re scoring

Explicit season qualification predicate. Undefined everyone-gets-canned clause is not silently narrowed to head coach and general manager.

The ruling

Miami finished 8-9 and did not qualify for the playoffs.

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Timeline & revisions

  1. May 3, 2024, 12:57 PM ET · originalMiami will miss the playoffs after the 2024 regular season.Source post ↗
Public review history (3)
  1. Sep 24, 2026, 6:38 PM ET · approve

    Explicit season qualification predicate. Undefined everyone-gets-canned clause is not silently narrowed to head coach and general manager.

  2. Sep 24, 2026, 6:38 PM ET · verdict

    Miami finished 8-9 and did not qualify for the playoffs.

  3. Sep 24, 2026, 6:40 PM ET · review-note

    Explicit season qualification predicate. Undefined everyone-gets-canned clause is not silently narrowed to head coach and general manager. Jev advisory and original-source context manually reviewed; source-specific review decisions retained in the batch audit.

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